Hate Mail is currently sold out I'm afraid. Follow me on Twitter for updates on the service.

The Project
I love post and I'm worried that people don't get enough 'fun' post these days.
Especially postcards.
So I had an idea. It's very simple.
You send me fifty quid (plus postage) and I'll send you a vintage postcard with a
drawing and an offensive message on it. (that's why it's called 'Hate mail').
So you get an original signed drawing, the postman get's a laugh and the world
get's a little bit happier.

The rules
1. Each piece of postcard 'art' will be completely random.
You are not allowed any specific requests, you just 'get what you're given'.
2. If you're sending Hate Mail to someone else, please remember to change the name and address in Paypal so it goes to the right place.
3. This is only open to people from the UK (for now) I'm afraid, sorry lovely overseas people! You can of course purchase one from overseas, as long as it's being SENT to a UK address. I will also do another international round in the future, I promise.
4. Mr Bingo is not responsible or liable for anyone who suffers any mental damage or suicidal feelings as a result of receiving Hate Mail.

Why has the price gone up again?
Fuck off you tight fisted cunt, this is still very affordable 'art'.
I won't be doing these forever.
As the Hate Mail project continues, they get rarer and harder to get hold of, so the price naturally increases with each round, a bit like a print getting towards the end of it's edition.

Can I buy Hate Mail for anyone?
Yes, just make sure you put their fucking name and address in the Paypal order.

Help! I bought some Hate Mail but the address on my Paypal is the wrong one!
Don't worry, just send me an email with corrections on and I'll see that it get's to the right place.

Can I buy more than one Hate Mail?
There's nothing to stop you putting in more than one order, but I'd prefer it if you didn't, so there's more to go around and more people get the chance to get some Hate Mail.

When should I expect my Hate Mail to arrive?
Late November.

What if my Hate Mail doesn't arrive?
If it doesn't arrive by the end of the month, let me know and I'll send another one.
And don't try and be all clever and pretend it didn't arrive, so you end up getting two, I'll know if you're lying, just by reading your email, I have witches powers.

I live outside the UK, when can I buy some?
As I did last year, I will do another international round at some point in the future.
Thanks for your patience, you foreign cunts.

What should I do if I don't want any Hate Mail?
Don't click on the button that says 'BUY NOW'.